At the Airport Bar

A drunken Englishman slams down his Guinness with a frothy wrath.

“Canada is America without the bullshit,” he says. “Innocents with an asshole older brother. “Yeah,” I reply, “they’re still virgins…with dirty pictures on the wall.”

We both laugh.

He offers to refill my drink but I have a plane to catch.
I’ve never been to Canada.